officialunitedstates:

all i want to do in these video games is farm. fallout? farm. animal crossing for nintendo ds? farm. call to duty? snipe & farm

meizhun:
“this year will be better than the last
”

meizhun:

this year will be better than the last

tiny-slime:

mine or craft

i bet they never craft

HUH??

you got a pickaxe

i bet it isn’t diamond

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thatonequeerkid:
“ stealthboy:
“ stealthboy:
“ i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White...

thatonequeerkid:

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White Castle

and then, in perfect grammar and syntax, one hour and 23 minutes later, the realization of the mistake. the regret. the folly of man

i showed aujah this and she’s informed me that the event that triggered the second text was her accidentally ringing up a customer for 275 cheese sticks and the guy was also too high to notice until he had almost swiped his card and stopped and said “wait.”

Dude the kicker of this post is that she’s an employee

sheis:

Nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody….

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